origin story

peach was born from a helmet bag found in the belly of a state of the art gift delivery vehicle. 30,000ft above the earth in 1975, when the craft was upset by turbulence. a freshly poured cup of cafe vienna and a sewing kit fell in.

peach’s special powers are sarcasm and buffoonery. some minor abilities at figging.

laroo was discovered at the edge of a pyramid and by the lens of a traveler’s magnifier. a sudden burst of sunlight found it’s way through that lens and fell upon the trapped glitter in the cuff of a bellbottom pant that had been disco dancing the night before in mid summer, 1977.

laroo’s special powers are radiant grace and simple math. excels at piling things.

spazz was around since the 1700’s perhaps. an art critic who finally found purpose in the digital age. as a casual avocation, spazz would combine found things and attempt to ‘splode them in a hello kitty microwave after thoroughly mixing them in old tupperware.

spazz’s special powers are snark. and legos. even if every set, ever, is always “missing a piece”.

and the rest shall be the future.